How to Pack a Vibrator Without Jerking Off the Bomb Squads

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We know you think your vibrator is THE bomb, but don’t let airport security officials take that literally. If you’re planning a trip abroad and can’t phantom to leave your little doozy of joy behind here are a few important tips to consider when packing your loot of sex toys.

How to Pack a Vibrator – Tip One

Unless you’ve just drunk a liter’s worth of Austin Powers’ mojo, there will never be a good enough reason to take your vibrator in your carry-on.

Yes, we agree, it’s painful to part with your loin’s soul mate, even if it’s just for ten hours. But your little (or big) purple-rimmed friend will prove your enemy when it’s out on public display in all its nine-inch glory at the airport security checkpoint.

How to Pack a Vibrator – Tip Two

If you’re insistent on bringing your best friend with you on the road but would rather avoid the potentially humiliating nightmare of airport officials pulling out your wobbly dildo, then purchase a discreet vibrator in the shape of a common household item, such as a lipstick or hairbrush.

These are in abundance at any self-respecting sex shop and will pass through x-rays with security officials paying them little notice.

How to Pack a Vibrator – Tip Three

Take out the batteries. If you’ve forgotten this, cue the full-body-search and bomb squad – you’ve chucked it in your bag carelessly and, somewhere in transition, your vibrator decides to shake things up a bit.

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If they haven’t already re-called all boarding passengers due to suspicious luggage activity, you’ll suffer the cringe-worthy moment when it comes a-jittering your way on the baggage belt.

Packing a vibe on your holidays is a great way to make any bland visit even more worthwhile (bonus – it can’t get you pregnant). Keep these handy tips in mind and you’ll avoid being TSA’s next victim.

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5 COMMENTS

  1. yayksss! Like what you just pointed out in here, it could really be the worst shameful nightmare if you get caught with the stuffs while on checkpoint. I’d rather go without it.

  2. If you will be carrying one, surely you’ll get paranoid of getting caught whenever you pass a luggage check point. It’s really best to just don’t bring it with you. I like traveling without any worry that bugs me through my destination.

  3. I agree with the first tip that there’s no good enough reason why you should bring a vibrator while on a trip. Check point guards would really look into your things and it’s really hard to get through when you are hiding something illegal and on this case it just something really really humiliating.

  4. One way to turn it around if you ever do get called out by check point security with your big ol’ vibrator is to simply stare them straight in the face when they query the item and say ‘it’s a vibrator’… watch who blushes first. Works a dream every time.

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